<progress id="sbnru"></progress>

    <big id="sbnru"></big>

      <big id="sbnru"></big>
        <big id="sbnru"><font id="sbnru"></font></big>

        <progress id="sbnru"><progress id="sbnru"><cite id="sbnru"></cite></progress></progress>
        <big id="sbnru"></big>

          
          
          <strike id="sbnru"><strike id="sbnru"><i id="sbnru"></i></strike></strike>

          <video id="sbnru"><b id="sbnru"></b></video>

          <tr id="sbnru"><code id="sbnru"><option id="sbnru"></option></code></tr>
        1. 文章故事
          首頁 | 愛情文章 | 親情文章 | 友情文章 | 生活隨筆 | 校園文章 | 經典文章 | 人生哲理 | 勵志文章 | 搞笑文章 | 心情日記 | 英語文章 | 會員中心
          當前位置:文章故事>搞笑文章>幽默笑話>文章內容 經典美文欣賞

          那我先睡了哈

          作者:意中人 來源:文章閱讀網 時間:2013-05-15 07:13 閱讀:

            在電影院看電影,黑屏了就聽到一個哥兒大聲喊:動一下鼠標啊!

            你穿的很危險,但是你長的很安全!

            狐 貍 未 成 精 ,純 屬 騷 得 輕 。

            小保姆嗓門特別大,主人叮囑,今晚來的都是有身份的人,說話務必小聲一點。吃完飯,主人客人玩牌,小保姆收拾完想早點休息,于是湊近男主人耳邊輕聲道:“那我先睡了哈。”

            八爺,你沒想到在300多年以后你會如此紅吧。

            生活就像忐忑,沒有準確的歌詞,卻驚心動魄。

            情人節上街雇幾個小孩,見到男的就上去叫爸爸,能拆一對是一對

            別老看AV。你也不看看鍵盤!字母A和V后面是什么 - -!

            我也想做一個優雅的淑女、是生活把老娘逼成了潑婦。

            瑪麗太太因闖紅燈上法庭。法官盯著她看,問:瑪麗太太?是的。你以前在西區小學當老師?是的,你怎么知道?法官笑了,我曾是你的學生。瑪麗太太也笑了,輕松起來。法官接著說,我等這一天等了20多年,現在罰你抄一千遍“我闖紅燈錯了,以后再也不犯了。”

            老天我以后再也不叫你爺了 、因為你根本不愛我這個孫子

            不要惹我,雖然我不會唱《忐忑》,但是我可以帶著喇叭在你家門口放

            今年的今天,又是一個人的情人節。不過,等我到光棍節的時候,看我怎么瘋給你們這些沒人性的情侶看!

            曾經有大把時間擺在面前讓我寫作業,我笑了、沒事。現在有大把作業擺在面前讓我趕時間,我哭了、媽呀~~

            小三你別得瑟,總會有個小四把你咔咔的

            美 伢 總 是 希 望 小 新 能 長 大 、 但 觀 眾 不 允 許。

            好男人代表,一號,灰太狼,二號,八爺。

            我 坐 船 都 會 暈、怎 會 腳 踏 兩 只 船 呢?

            社會單純,復雜的是人.

            寂寞對我說:我走了。然后就真的不見了。可我一轉身又看見她在那里。我說,不是走了嗎?她說,我不是走了是來了,剛才走的是姐姐。我是她妹妹,我名字叫孤獨

            問:昨天情人節怎么過的?答:難過

            成功人士之四大金剛:高人指點、貴人相助、神人保佑、小人監督。

            小時候發了瘋的想自己快點長大,大了傷了都哭天喊地的要回去。

            和喜歡的人在一起天天都是情人節


          上一篇:屌絲的生活   下一篇:笑一笑,十年少
          用戶名:(新注冊) 密碼:
          [收藏本文]
          發表讀后感:
          本欄隨機推薦文章
          ·銀行趣事
          ·口渴-夏日的蚊子
          ·小白與電腦黑客的對話
          ·18件無聊的傻事,你做過幾件?
          相關短文
          ·屌絲的生活
          ·10個極度腦殘瞬間
          ·潑水節 … 弄巧成拙
          ·笑話 - 我的老師
          ·緣分吶,原來是同行
          ·笑的抽筋的笑話們...
          ·不敢動 - 后果自負
          ·跑得快的小雞
          ·笑話-還有菜嗎等
          ·銀行趣事
          ·18件無聊的傻事,你做過幾件?
          ·精神病 - 吃什么

          Copyright © 2007-2014 文章閱讀網 版權所有.情感文章,散文隨筆,美文故事在線閱讀

          大福彩票平台大福彩票主页大福彩票网站大福彩票官网大福彩票娱乐 www.hta8888.com | www.7893w39.com | www.81866u.com | 1v939.com | www.44050.cc | www.4972h.com | 31325l.com | 1407j.com | www.hm5577.com | www.4078m.com | www.ao599.com | 3559zzz.com | www.806721.com | www.4196q.com | www.76543t.com | 7720m.net | www.558413.com | www.7036gg.com | www.9289988.com | lwjke.com | 500000998.com | www.9478y.com | www.163771.com | www.56733j.com | y68357.com | www.163770.com | www.xy52.vip | www.00772w.com | www.y22365.com | 99589.cc | 3096.pro | www.541711.com | www.gg4625.com | www.js297.com | 009900q.com | 2072.com | 92266m.com | www.hqcp6.com | www.1559508.com | www.xb0025.com | 80892l.com | 59599o.com | www.293255.com | www.79670.com | www.wns3558.com | www.5559xj.com | 66287d.com | alpk66.com | www.002ac.com | www.33959.com | www.pj9003.com | www.33333jsc.com | 80368dd.com | feicai0752.com | www.742255.com | www.9511888.com | www.c558.cc | www.7830x.com | 01885r.com | 6647o.com | 7196w.com | www.hy0038.com | www.1764d.com | www.4940w.com | www.85770r.com | 365102f.com | le888o.com | 2776p.com | www.953500.com | www.4368.com | www.47506j.com | www.6574d.com | www.bh11234.com | 9339999q.com | 9420y.com | 3258c.com | www.588730.com | www.61233k.com | www.ag9456.com | www.5555xj.com | www.u22365.com | 2805k.com | t58955.com | 3404o.cc | sss01234.com | c388v.com | www.661661a.com | www.ya2019u.com | www.xpj11882.com | www.pj88o.com | www.429978.com | www.csjindan.com | mmm8827.com | s3405.com | qy688.vip | yphbuy.com | www.669278.com | www.091wy.com | www.83993z.com | www.33522s.cc | www.555jyh.com | www.cx9871.com | www.88837h.com | www.yun900.com | 111122jj.com | netsoft2012.com | 77074.com | zhcp42.com | abc777.com | www.80767i.com | www.504033.com | www.987443.com | www.00840m.com | www.sx1844.com | www.52062m.com | www.467155.com | www.klcp009.com | www.6809pj.com | www.hg474.com | www.9990257.com | www.sb5202.com | www.23426b.com | 48fhyl.com | 35252.com | 22556q.com | 28288.com | 52599n.com | 3650568.com | vip332.net | m1915m.com | 3242r.com | 75991i.com | wz4008.com | 2146p.com | 3156mmm.com | 1463g.com | 70766622.com | 18438k.com | aobo665.com | 1479o.com | 3421w.com | 4288dd.com | 55qq8331.com | 4152n.com | 062hhh.com | 22214.com | 3404r.cc | dzc03.com | c7742.com | 55uu8332.com | 51335h.com | c388l.com | 99111ww.com | 0747yy.com | www.ds22222.com | www.hg988800.com | www.am0672.com | www.4107i.com | www.sbet567.net | www.10050856.com | www.432kj.com | www.68228p.com | www.489858.com | www.hh55826.com | www.472707.com | www.566733.com | www.xpj33884.com | www.99788r.com | www.29277r.com | www.00tdc.com | www.795335.com | www.493600.com | u45638.com | xpj708.com | 1064g.com | 75991j.com | nn40033.com | 3770099.com | 2455d.com | www.546993.com | www.5651e.com | www.64566z.com | www.lyhltj.com | www.mgm868008.com | www.07679x.com | www.410063.com | www.50054n.com | www.934680.com | www.083019.com | 3550b.com | dd3189.com | 4488ii.com | vip3144.co | www.zs4444.com | www.6403jj.com | www.jgj230230.com | www.5099uu.com | www.495.gg | www.60108g.com | www.971291.com | www.178389.com | 3056.com | 53262uu.com | 2677fff.com | www.79884.com | www.100449.com | www.00772k.com | www.5952233.com | www.111xm.cc | www.98528i.com | o45638.com | 89777k.com | 3957l.com | www.u27229.com | www.ra82.com | www.001170.com | www.qucp0.com | www.178357.com | 1213ooo.com | amhg007.com | wefa6.com | www.34666.com | www.wct555.com | www.7249t.com | www.108.gg | 888.tf | 30019b.com | p8381.com | www.8494z.com | www.hg8359.com | www.2848aaa.com | www.3478o.cc | 6150h.com | 91019b.com | 59889y.com | www.9k365.com | www.45598f.com | www.26163w.com | www.348377.com | hg3211.org | 7570800.com | www.cr689.com | www.58665r.com | www.4331a.com | www.579031.com | 7681.com | 7989u.com | www.58767.com | www.45598t.com | www.5086r.com | 683bet.com | 4189111.com | www.8494p.com | www.4212s.com | www.07163o.com | www.273092.com | ambyc3com | 3121ff.com | www.3650092.com | www.tai1166.com | www.575872.com | betaa365.com | www.006635.com | www.z7793.com | www.216781.com | www.196806.com | 016.com | www.yh567.com | www.3116k.com | www.ok95.com | 563930.com | 2698j.com | www.pj98914.com | www.yh68222.com | www.77803i.com | 77606q.com | www.39695e.com | www.377666f.com | www.809215.com | 3726l.com | www.6033f.com | www.526688.com | www.8839j.com | dzhcpw.com | 97799f.com | www.10377.com | www.65707y.com | 3yuhe.com | 2643l.com | www.vip17.bet365zhongguo8.com | www.87668x.com | 65056.com | 8883.cc | www.5049a.com | www.87gcw.com | 3156hhh.com | www.32126q.net | www.f83377.com | www.550415.com | 4340r.com | www.7736l.cc | www.99677y.com | 99567v.com | 4052c.com | www.4996wh.com | www.526013.com | d4212.com | www.xmsjzp.com | www.7714a.com | 345678.com | www.68666n.com | www.420086.com | www.364077.com | mm99977.com | www.7668888.com | www.77qxc.com | 559649.com | www.h22365.com | www.xh289.com | xpj915.com | 5004h.com | www.2544g3.com | www.022193.com | 99567i.com | www.71585.com | www.785803.com | 3404b.cc | www.55526t.com | www.938849.com | pj88hh.com | www.fc351.com | www.903559.com | 3640.vip | www.s9478.com | www.718322.com | 96678.com | www.qyle11.com | www.666507.com | 4242hd.com | www.476397.com | www.536678.com | 7720h.com | www.hg98.me | www.33997u.com | 8036ii.com | www.1067777.com | zhcp31.com | www.304902.com | 626844app.com | www.d32939.com | www.80065e.com | 77115003.com | www.08727.com | 61652m.com | www.744suncity.com | www.022am.cc | 24007.com | www.88166m.com | www.36788u.com | www.kf388.com | www.xb99aa.com | 6423n.com | www.5187575.com | www.910997.com | 00773i.com | www.10999a.com | 33432t.com | www.alpk44.com | www.66730.cc | 5019333.com | www.cn365r.com | 6868-a.cc | www.u27229.com | www.055e.cc | 0069.com | www.307307.com | 00116556.com | www.400131.com | www.196903.com | www.0223889.com | www.0270v.com | s14666.com | www.1133xpj.net | 0747qq.com | www.7111x.com | www.916720.com | vv0098.com | www.js02347.com | 02019991.com | www.00773z.com | 0080g.com | www.www-9644.com | www.339208.com | www.4759aa.com | www.8667j.com | jinguanylc9.com | www.5446d.com | 4812h.com | www.kb9996.com | 2334vip1.com | www.jyd900.com | www.451599.com | www.11hggj.com | www.2500o.com | 44cc8332.com | www.32365.Com | 01234mm.com | www.86339n.com | 0507.com | www.83377t.com | yuhe.in | www.9737bb.me | 81366s.com | www.109015.com | 30019f.com | www.88051.com | www.186371.com | www.3643v.com | www.602985.com | www.798878.com | www.926799.com | www.8js189.com | www.23czj.com | 118184.com | www.2875e.com | 3089h.com | www.3552r.com | 3434uuu.com | www.33997w.com | 11989n.com | www.31847.com | 66876a.com | www.9205a.com | 55nn8331.com | www.flff4.com | www.bm1100.com | www.914907.com | www.ao699.com | www.718322.com | www.hg8707.com | www.433737.com | www.9702xx.com | www.43131f.com | www.624444d.com | 3844u.com | www.d4042.com | 66671v.com | www.2yhyh.com | 7508i.com | www.0600r.cc | 4340y.com | www.87668h.com | 7935j.com | www.c5819.com | www.yh4444.cc | www.327988.com | www.120550.com | 3242m.com | www.kj310.cc | 34200222.com | www.90928.com | nn500h.com | www.055w.cc | www.yh765111.com | www.029509.com | www.hk6655.com | 06385656.com | www.877636.com | 496tt.com | www.5441i.com | www.vns7898.com | www.191059.com | www.488700a.com | 566670077.com | www.42070017.com | 50099x.com | www.986656.com | www.9199sun.com | 69990.com | www.04567h.com | 1591007.com | www.369405.com | 98955r.com | www.gocp0.com | www.yh7601.com | 0033p.cc | www.509236.com | 20055533.com | www.818807.com | www.s33558.com | 66066o.com | www.52062i.com | 55818o.com | www.387844.com | www.ks1385.com | 99151s.com | www.150168.com | 1634l.com | www.78949o.com | www.ybw18.com | 566777j.com | www.3126y.com | www.6403nn.com | 5802ll.com | www.089728.com | 1305444.com | vip68dl.com | www.bwinyz07.com | www.39500n.com | 3416f.com | www.50788i.com | www.sb5503.com | qmbc4.com | www.644996.com | www.pj7608.com | 4196r.com | www.hqcp4.com | www.pj5747.com | 3473j.com | www.89911.cc | www.y6007.com | 44488j.com | www.50052f.com | www.2078p.com | js14o.com | www.97655j.com | www.7830x.com | 2306i.com | www.84499m.com | www.2078i.com | 313.net | www.16878d.com | www.b36365.com | 092.com | www.cpkk9.com | www.dd9988.com | 86611n.com | www.585868.cc | www.hg98091.com | 896230.com | 3mgmzzz.com | www.0612i.com | www.626966.com | 390033k.com | www.84499x.com | www.375375d.com | 8988uu.com | www.783526.com | www.klcp005.com | 2381cc.com | 0600c.cc | www.js18683.com | www.32666x.com | 0616.com | www.816830.com | www.28000j.com | 131e.net | 31325z.com | www.66376k.com | www.644234.com | 8449pp.com | www.108057.com | www.6386d.com | www.1314zeri.com | 56988bb.com | www.902257.com | www.9b001.com | 047105.com | 2222ht.net | www.7777hv.com | www.5966qqq.com | www.5095k.com | www.938f.cc | kk2205.com | r2490.com | www.061wy.com | www.677256.com | 6146b.com | dsh3388.com | www.959209.com | www.04567f.com | www.00217g.com | 2643z.com | www.715033.com | www.4521x.com | www.75878tt.com | 7192004.com | www.205883.com | www.bb4625.com | www.hg4668.com | 496mm.com | 500000599.com | www.51331f.com | www.799666h.com | zhcp73.com | 28824x.com | www.680955.com | www.506902.com | www.k64602.com | 00uu8331.com | s2554.com | www.2350s.com | www.4078e.com | www.bet3650814.com | yy.com | www.73736e.com | www.02365.cc | www.gd68199.com | www.pj63333.com | 88119o.com | www.43131v.com | www.xhg338.Com | www.wwwbscp8.com | www.182ks.com | 4340h.com | 61320077.com | www.2875w.com | www.huangma24.com | www.www5151msc.com | 33382l.com | 77885002.com | www.rcw8877.com | www.0343y.com | www.qddrjgzc.com | www.66098.com | 51133uuu.com | 22hh8331.com | www.895544.com | www.4809q.com | www.3983079.com | www.ylg5999.com | 566777j.com | 66681m.com | www.755834.com | www.ihg5566.com | www.cp505c.com | www.08088006.com | 62222l.com | 8294x.com | www.77210a.com | www.9356y.com | www.3032kk.com | www.03543.com | www.033033s.com | 4025a.com | 2613k.com | www.376395.com | www.50051p.com | www.35252e.com | www.14900c.com | www.033033c.com | rrr4255.com | 0823.com | www.33997e.com | www.fl98.com | www.997287.com | www.tt55826.com | www.yxinct.com | 78114400.com | 11005p.com | 2233blg.com | 37688.com | www.695037.com | www.66376f.com | www.1700777.com | www.js16288.com | www.lianhua1.com | 4379b.com | 0015zz.com | zhcpyy.com | 33tt8331.com | www.106507.com | www.c9223.com | www.yh7774.com | www.f12189.com | www.cheng55.com | www.16639.com | www.pj987.com | 444000vvv.com | 7052004.com | 5856j.com | hga8585.com | www.035069.com | www.801876.com | www.66201.cc | www.ylvip.tv | www.3w28.com | www.0044xpj.net | www.945suncity.com | 1665ll.com | www.389044.com | www.cp718.vip | www.60007x.com | www.878777.cc | www.w2894.com | www.4694q.com | www.435776.com | www.071093.com | www.128760.com | www.599048.com | www.c9220.com | www.9356i.com | www.518pj.com | www.pj888j.com | www.60886z.com | www.bwinyz35.com | www.c526688.com | www.0409.com | www.57798b.com | www.006074.com | www.333133y.com | www.pjqinghai.com | xh12222.com | 365399.bet | y68.com | 50099o.com | 3522m.cc | 3568j.com | 66300.com | 98345m.com | pw9.com | 11005i.com | yy4119.com | 2682.com | 7811ww.com | 80368i.com | pjneimenggu.com | 7779822.com | 22552007.com | e67890.com | 2127kk.com | 5004fff.com | 7989v.com | vn258.com | 4195aa.com | 5456.so | 5858jsc.com | qq1331.com | mgm.com | 1331yy.com | 77225002.com | 3473m.com | 12741.com | yhguangdong.vip | 2757g.com | 69447733.com | 23599i.com | 3352.com | 7788332.com | 55797t.com | ccc2267.com | 9894.co | www.hg9952.com | www.30765.com | www.242005.com | www.570907.com | www.9225z.com | www.5555566666.com | www.jinniu00.com | www.2945i.com | www.4212r.com | www.huangma27.com | www.40288e.com | www.zzyl69.com | www.0601z.com | www.36788q.com | www.3416z.com | www.927586.com | www.504633.com | www.66653i.com | vip31446.com | 2381nn.com | 99bo.me | 3405xxx.com | z2146.com | yd12300.cc | 1654jj.com | www.43434688.com | www.js00773.com | www.9101901.com | www.xpj2090.com | www.630468.com | www.0005sc.com | www.8039m.com | www.788464.com | www.083067.com | df8s.com | v997d.com | 4590vv.com | gc.cc | www.l32126.cc | www.801npj.com | www.ma1777.com | www.1429e8.com | www.vip7033.com | www.50051vip.com | www.665992.com | 56987qq.com | 19927.com | 3482r.com | 518cp1.com | www.7720f.com | www.77605b.com | www.288988a.com | www.a3846.com | www.68689x.com | www.891477.com | 8522bbbb.com | 8905y.com | 7555.com | 6363p.com | www.425suncity.com | www.68277333.com | www.7036hh.com | www.35155t.com | www.535267.com | k1.z6528.com | 444000dd.com | 56988n.vip | www.88837u.com | www.27363k.com | www.hg82678.com | www.1248g.cc | www.81678o.com | 55984m.com | 62222d.com | www.1818xl.com | www.882244.com | www.4196c.com | www.60123s.com | www.493351.com | 7811p.com | hjcpjgj.com | www.8520p.com | www.292888.com | www.678js777.com | www.39957b.com | www.234287.com | 44077s.com | 50067d.com | www.0679555.com | www.35252v.com | www.525995.com | www.870933.com | k1.z6528.com | 3778uu.com | www.kb8828.com | www.mng55.com | www.093928.com | www.810355.com | t67890.com | e99345.am | www.js46123.com | www.cp009.vip.com | www.7256.com | www.389644.com | hg128.xyz | 500000451.com | www.xpj9238.com | www.40288v.com | www.df94.com | 9149u.com | 112g.net | www.696901.com | www.3983151.com | www.7793k.com | 97799a.com | 2349365.com | www.995p.net | www.c69096.com | www.5086g.com | zhcp28.com | 52599u.com | www.25288x.com | www.377666c.com | www.hm2666.com | 9995h.cc | 11474444.com | www.hg287.com | www.452.com | www.322424.com | dz316.com | www.hgbb.com | www.47751.net | www.371i.cc | 0860l.com | ddd2267.com | www.vipxl.3009300930093009.com | www.ra7909.com | www.330291.com | 11005t.com | www.653508.com | www.xpj668.com | www.c130.vip | 675bet.com | cu28.com | www.jz9588.com | www.664by.com | 32126i.net | 2698r.com | www.615073.com | www.dfs998.com | www.o32939.com | www.c6127.com | oo38648.cc | www.123456pk.com | www.8885hj.com | www.980771.com | 36407788.com | www.888vip8.com | www.80188y.com | www.685548.com | 3066lll.com | www.z22365.com | www.2848.com | www.112669.com | 2214t.com | www.hg8443.com | www.70979.cc | 9007004.com | am9.cc | www.203163.com | www.cf9906.com | 86everpower.com | www.48163.com | www.0088psb.com | www.77803v.com | 33382r.com | www.634599.com | www.3416r.com | 77009193.com | www.alpk88.com | www.69488.com | 16690055.com | 3045.com | www.310040.com | www.820380.com | 01234ff.com | www.jb11111.com | www.53900q.com | 4270jj.com | www.9777hg.com | www.amjs779.com | 1077qq.com | tyc1513.com | www.530016.com | www.186757.com | 8547u.com | www.9299.cc | www.582006.com | 38822233.com | www.pj00880.com | www.am6633.com | b68080.com | www.7099666.com | www.3890d.com | bowang22.com | www.pj5559.com | www.56579.cc | 1104014.com | www.110732.com | www.43818k.com | pj8114.com | www.00hg444.com | www.26299s.com | tc88.com | www.1213699.com | www.26001.com | 8040www.com | www.pj5719.com | www.yi648.com | 32666n.com | www.02272.com | www.703035.com | wnsbc.com | www.3157l.com | www.162918.com | 3009a.com | www.60886o.com | 00787.com | www.am88800.com | www.8582qq.com | 4310.com | www.668999.com | www.ybao9.com | 7003u.com | www.rycp164.com | www.202314.com | 365399.bet | www.681125.com | hg168q.com | www.4446358.com | www.00840b.com | 4255uuu.com | www.50000966.com | www.220875.com | 33115g.com | www.1434k.com | 0234u.com | www.4739999.com | www.983003.com | wns950.com | www.vip9582.com | tyc5504.com | www.87680s.com | www.8839p.com | x40033.com | www.6668ylg.com | l00351.com | www.56520d.com | www.5522w.cc | 7202004.com | www.0091331.com | 7377sj.com | www.5651e.com | www.9889hc.com | 3522hh.com | www.0622qqq.com | swtykkk.com | www.29962.com | www.541611.com | 908080b.com | www.535520.com | 4182e.com | www.dzj0110.com | 6641v.com | www.aomen8866.com | www.895465.com | 9030h.com | www.719880.com | 7681006.com | www.ggz.99233z.com | 00774mm.com | www.0860c.com | www.868433.com | 7744yyy.com | www.dsj11.com | 4288t.com | www.35700bb.com | feicai0790.com | www.8838c.com | www.192733.com | www.y32126.cc | www.zfcp6.com | feicai0572.com | www.16065j.com | 66671u.com | www.47506q.com | 88535o.com | www.6a555.com | 668cp55.com | www.97321f.com | www.278203.com | www.yh03456.com | www.500599a.com | 88665004.com | www.26878z.com | yf2111.com | www.bj6666.com | 5080.cc | www.97828u.vip | 5350u.com | www.b7764.com | 4255kkk.com | www.9737pp.com | 996622hh.com | www.986076.com | 4008590.com | www.aobo9999.com | hg999333t.com | www.hg7911.com | 0139365.com | www.101vns.com | www.71399u.com | www.hg773999.com | www.178673.com | www.133vns.com | www.117809.com | www.41230599.com | www.026350.com |