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          那我先睡了哈

          作者:意中人 來源:文章閱讀網 時間:2013-05-15 07:13 閱讀:

            在電影院看電影,黑屏了就聽到一個哥兒大聲喊:動一下鼠標啊!

            你穿的很危險,但是你長的很安全!

            狐 貍 未 成 精 ,純 屬 騷 得 輕 。

            小保姆嗓門特別大,主人叮囑,今晚來的都是有身份的人,說話務必小聲一點。吃完飯,主人客人玩牌,小保姆收拾完想早點休息,于是湊近男主人耳邊輕聲道:“那我先睡了哈。”

            八爺,你沒想到在300多年以后你會如此紅吧。

            生活就像忐忑,沒有準確的歌詞,卻驚心動魄。

            情人節上街雇幾個小孩,見到男的就上去叫爸爸,能拆一對是一對

            別老看AV。你也不看看鍵盤!字母A和V后面是什么 - -!

            我也想做一個優雅的淑女、是生活把老娘逼成了潑婦。

            瑪麗太太因闖紅燈上法庭。法官盯著她看,問:瑪麗太太?是的。你以前在西區小學當老師?是的,你怎么知道?法官笑了,我曾是你的學生。瑪麗太太也笑了,輕松起來。法官接著說,我等這一天等了20多年,現在罰你抄一千遍“我闖紅燈錯了,以后再也不犯了。”

            老天我以后再也不叫你爺了 、因為你根本不愛我這個孫子

            不要惹我,雖然我不會唱《忐忑》,但是我可以帶著喇叭在你家門口放

            今年的今天,又是一個人的情人節。不過,等我到光棍節的時候,看我怎么瘋給你們這些沒人性的情侶看!

            曾經有大把時間擺在面前讓我寫作業,我笑了、沒事。現在有大把作業擺在面前讓我趕時間,我哭了、媽呀~~

            小三你別得瑟,總會有個小四把你咔咔的

            美 伢 總 是 希 望 小 新 能 長 大 、 但 觀 眾 不 允 許。

            好男人代表,一號,灰太狼,二號,八爺。

            我 坐 船 都 會 暈、怎 會 腳 踏 兩 只 船 呢?

            社會單純,復雜的是人.

            寂寞對我說:我走了。然后就真的不見了。可我一轉身又看見她在那里。我說,不是走了嗎?她說,我不是走了是來了,剛才走的是姐姐。我是她妹妹,我名字叫孤獨

            問:昨天情人節怎么過的?答:難過

            成功人士之四大金剛:高人指點、貴人相助、神人保佑、小人監督。

            小時候發了瘋的想自己快點長大,大了傷了都哭天喊地的要回去。

            和喜歡的人在一起天天都是情人節


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